Dumb Exercise Product of the Day – Part 5

Yes, they just keep coming.  I know it’s been a little while, but never fear, there are always new entries showing up for the coveted DEPOT’d (Dumb Exercise Product of the Day) Award.

And today, we’re going retro.  That’s right, it’s back to the 70′s baby for this beauty of an exercise product.

Remember the Bullworker?  If you were alive in the 70′s, especially if you were a teen or pre-teen male then, you bet your ass you remember the Bullworker.  Every guy wanted one of these to exercise with.  I guarantee somebody reading this still has one in the corner of a basement or attic somewhere.

Just ten minutes working out on that thing and you were supposed to become Arnold.  Well, guess what?  With all the plastic surgery, nobody wants to look like Arnold any more, but with less than ten minutes of exercise, now you can look like the angry guy in the abandoned prison in the video.

While the product is the same thing it was 35 years ago, it definitely needed a new, updated name.  So, without further ado, let me introduce you to the ISO 7X!

You’ll never need to worry about working through a full range of motion or counting reps again! Get ready to get ripped!!! Wooo!!! (okay, sorry about that. I was just so pumped up after listening to the voice over that I couldn’t help myself.)

~Dave

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Dave Soucy is an entrepreneur, coach, trainer, motivator, husband, dad, and former fat guy. Learn more about him here.




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  1. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 5:06 pm

    But have you seen this one? Saw it this morning…I suppose it’s for the “lunge-challenged” who just can’t do a lunge all by themselves? http://www.thane.com/products/fitness/3ml02/3ml.php?utm_source=Shareasale&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_term=3ml&utm_campaign=3ml-affiliates&sas=142034

  2. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 5:06 pm

    But have you seen this one? Saw it this morning…I suppose it’s for the “lunge-challenged” who just can’t do a lunge all by themselves? http://www.thane.com/products/fitness/3ml02/3ml.php?utm_source=Shareasale&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_term=3ml&utm_campaign=3ml-affiliates&sas=142034

  3. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 1:06 pm

    But have you seen this one? Saw it this morning…I suppose it’s for the “lunge-challenged” who just can’t do a lunge all by themselves? http://www.thane.com/products/fitness/3ml02/3ml.php?utm_source=Shareasale&utm_medium=Affiliate&utm_term=3ml&utm_campaign=3ml-affiliates&sas=142034

  4. Thomas Sjolshagen
    March 16, 2010 | 12:37 pm

    “No strain on the joints” – Wow, gotta have! (btw, my grandfather had one of these, but I think he bought it in the 60s…)

  5. Dave Soucy
    March 16, 2010 | 6:05 pm

    Oh yes. Covered that one back in January. Check it out:
    http://www.davesoucy.com/2010/01/dumb-exercise-product/

  6. Dave Soucy
    March 16, 2010 | 6:05 pm

    Oh yes. Covered that one back in January. Check it out:
    http://www.davesoucy.com/2010/01/dumb-exercise-product/

  7. Dave Soucy
    March 16, 2010 | 2:05 pm

    Oh yes. Covered that one back in January. Check it out:
    http://www.davesoucy.com/2010/01/dumb-exercise-product/

  8. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 7:04 pm

    How’d I miss it? I’m a huge fan of D.E.P.O.D. – Must have been sick or something…

  9. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 7:04 pm

    How’d I miss it? I’m a huge fan of D.E.P.O.D. – Must have been sick or something…

  10. Pam Starr
    March 16, 2010 | 3:04 pm

    How’d I miss it? I’m a huge fan of D.E.P.O.D. – Must have been sick or something…

  11. Thomas Sjolshagen
    March 16, 2010 | 4:37 pm

    “No strain on the joints” – Wow, gotta have! (btw, my grandfather had one of these, but I think he bought it in the 60s…)