It’s been a little while since I’ve announced a Dumb Exercise Product of the Day award winner, so we’ve got a backlog here at DEPOT’D central.
This week’s winner is a beauty, and has already had more than it’s 15 minutes of fame thanks to Ellen Degeneres demonstrating this ridiculous piece of crap on her show. You may have heard of it, the “Hawaii Chair”.
This infomercial is so wonderfully bad I actually thought it was a spoof at first. But no, you can really go out and buy one of these things. I love the idea of taking this to the office so that all of your coworkers can truly see what a dumbass you actually are.
A couple of highlights to watch for include the guy at :38. I swear he was going to say “This feels great on my ass.” I also love the woman immediately before him who proclaims that the chair is “amazing”, as she’s holding on for dear life.
So, without further delay, I present to you “The Hawaii Chair”. Please share your thoughts on this gem below.
~Dave
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a visit to their website will reveal many other insanely ridiculous inventions. a couple may make good ‘props’ on a porn shoot…but i fail to see how they would actually benefit anyone else. Check out the body shaper, it’s basically a box that vibrates. you can probably get the same effects by sitting on your washing machine. stuff like this makes me want to punch someone in the nose. I mean really, how the hell did u convince anyone to manufacture this crap!
a visit to their website will reveal many other insanely ridiculous inventions. a couple may make good ‘props’ on a porn shoot…but i fail to see how they would actually benefit anyone else. Check out the body shaper, it’s basically a box that vibrates. you can probably get the same effects by sitting on your washing machine. stuff like this makes me want to punch someone in the nose. I mean really, how the hell did u convince anyone to manufacture this crap!
a visit to their website will reveal many other insanely ridiculous inventions. a couple may make good ‘props’ on a porn shoot…but i fail to see how they would actually benefit anyone else. Check out the body shaper, it’s basically a box that vibrates. you can probably get the same effects by sitting on your washing machine. stuff like this makes me want to punch someone in the nose. I mean really, how the hell did u convince anyone to manufacture this crap!
as with these type of products I’m sure it comes with a complete 21 day fat burning meal plan as well as a 6 week body weight work out that you can do o “complement” the exercise you get from the Hawaii Chair.
Not only that for an extra twenty dollars we’ll throw in the the automatic electrical muscle stim machine to firm and tone your abs while you areat work rest or play but that’s not all folks we’ll even throw in “mechanical vibrating fat loss belt” that specifically wear around your waist you wear all day and sculpt your abs with out breaking a sweat and finally…
does it ever end?
It’ll never end Mike. As long as we’ve got people looking for an easy way out of their problems, we’ll always have scumbags marketing crap to them.
you have got to be friggin kidding me. Thankfully that hasn’t made our shores yet…
Just give it time my friend…:)